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[quirky music playing]
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Come on. Give me a flush.
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Give me a flush. Give me a flush.
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Give me a flush! Give me a flush!
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- [electronic chime]
- [groans]
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A straight. Hey, a straight.
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Hey, Van, Elizabeth and I
have a playdate with her friend Mindy,
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- and we want you to come.
- What?
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Cheyenne, can you not stand there?
You've always been bad luck.
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I said, "Elizabeth and I
have a playdate with her friend Mindy,
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and we want you to come."
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Sorry, I got a playdate
with the royal family.
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You know what, Van?
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We have a problem.
You have been really distant lately.
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- I know. I'm sorry.
- [electronic chime]
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Fine, play your silly game.
Just help me out to the car.
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- I'm in the middle of a game.
- I said, "Help me out to the car!"
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Mrs. H, will you sit in for me?
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I haven't played poker in a long time.
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That's okay.
My screen name is "Screen Name."
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Keep that to yourself.
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[beeps]
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- [beeps]
- Okay, okay!
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- I'll call.
- [electronic chime]
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No, wait! I don't have anything!
I want to take it back.
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How do I take it back? Wait, whoa.
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Three sevens. Leave it! Leave it!
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- [electronic chime]
- [shouting] I win!
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[laughing triumphantly]
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What a rush! [laughs]
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Okay, thanks, Mrs. H.
I'll take it from here.
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Okay. Mrs. H.
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Keep tapping me,
you're gonna lose that arm.
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Why are all the women
in this family so mean?
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[theme song playing]
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[Reba] Ha, hey!
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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{\an8}♪ With gentle hands
And the heart of a fighter ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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[quirky music playing]
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[cards shuffling]
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{\an8}Mom, I wanna play on the computer.
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{\an8}Jake, we have a perfectly good
television over there. Use it.
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{\an8}Hey, Reba. I heard
you caught the gambling bug.
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{\an8}Ah, it's just a game.
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{\an8}Give me your credit card.
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{\an8}Oh, isn't that cute?
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{\an8}Little chat boxes
next to the other players.
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{\an8}- Do you have to play to get a screen name?
- Mm-hmm.
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{\an8}Because I wanna be "Wookie Lover."
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{\an8}[imitating Wookie roaring]
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{\an8}-"Wookie Lover"?
- Mm-hmm.
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{\an8}[scoffs]
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{\an8}That's the most ridiculous
screen name I've ever heard.
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{\an8}Well, what's yours?
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{\an8}"Ramblin' Red Rose."
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{\an8}[cards shuffle]
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{\an8}My screen name is "Lady Killer."
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{\an8}[cackles]
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{\an8}Okay, Elizabeth,
you and Mindy can get a juice box.
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{\an8}[Jake] Who's your boyfriend?
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{\an8}Jake! [laughs awkwardly] Little brothers.
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{\an8}I'm gonna tell Mom
about that magazine under your mattress.
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Actually, that's a good question.
Who's this?
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Oh, um, Michael,
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this is my mom, Reba,
and my step-mom, Barbra Jean.
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Hello.
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Nice to meet you. You have
a lovely daughter and granddaughter.
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And you've got a lovely something else.
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You know what? I think I might have
left Elizabeth's blankie at your house.
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I'll come by later and grab it.
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Make sure you do.
I'm having a garage sale on Saturday.
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Oh. [laughs]
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- Okay. Um, gotta go.
- Okay.
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Mindy, let's go, baby.
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Okay, seriously, who is that?
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That's Mindy's dad.
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- [door closes]
- Where's Mindy's mom?
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Oh, they're divorced.
We talked about it for, like, hours.
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He even cried a little.
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Yeah. He said he wasn't sure
if he'd ever find love again.
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I cried a little too.
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Well, where were the kids
while you two were doin' all this crying?
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Playing in the tree house.
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You guys,
he has the most beautiful backyard.
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He made us brunch.
We picnicked on the lawn.
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He's so funny too.
He told me this story about this time--
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Okay, well, you had to be there.
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[chuckles]
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Cheyenne, you had a date with this man.
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It was not a date.
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We just-- We had shrimp scampi
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and a glass of chardonnay
on the swing in the gazebo.
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Cheyenne, honey,
my honeymoon wasn't that good.
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Oh, no. And I have to go back there
to get Elizabeth's blankie.
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Well, fix your lipstick before you go.
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- And throw on a little perfume.
- What?
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Well, I'm not sayin'
she should date the man,
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but there's nothin' wrong with a woman
getting a little attention from others.
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Keeps the marriage fresh.
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Kinda the way you freshened
my marriage with Brock?
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Cheyenne, you have to talk to Michael
and tell him the truth.
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Tell him you're a married woman,
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and you don't feel comfortable
being alone with a single man.
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- He'll understand.
- Yeah. That's probably best.
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Remember, be firm.
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Oh, I've been doing squats.
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- [electronic chime]
- Yes, three eights! Winner!
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Mr. H, that's, like, four hands in a row.
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How'd you get so good at playing poker?
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When Barbra Jean and I were separated,
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I had a lot of time to think.
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And that bothered me,
so I started playing poker online.
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Nothing huge. Just, you know,
fun stuff to pass the time,
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keep me out of my head.
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Yeah, I know what you mean.
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I don't like it in my head either.
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Well, of course you don't.
You're a guy. We're simple.
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We are thinking one of three things:
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I want a sandwich, I want a woman,
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I want a woman who can make me a sandwich.
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Why don't women know we're simple?
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I mean, Cheyenne
always wants me to listen.
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That's fine.
If I got a magazine or something.
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But it's just-- I don't know.
We've been kinda strained lately.
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And...
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I'm just feelin'...
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I don't really like
talking about the way I feel,
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'cause it makes me feel, uh--
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Well, I don't wanna talk about it!
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Yeah, exactly. That's how men are.
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You know,
we don't like a lot of the yick-yack
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and the blah, blah, blah.
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Oh, don't forget the... [babbling]
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The only way for a man to be happy
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is to get really good
at pretending to listen.
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Yeah, but Cheyenne always knows
when I'm pretending.
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Well, then you have to practice
what I call "half-listening."
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That's when you listen for a key word
that you can repeat back
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as proof that you were paying attention.
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You know, you are really good
at this relationship stuff.
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- [cards shuffling]
- You can tell you've been married twice.
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[beeps]
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And when a woman starts talking,
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you just nod your head and say, "Mm-hmm."
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Sometimes I'll throw in, "Cool."
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Cool.
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Yeah, but listen, that's only
for the really skilled half-listener.
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Because, inevitably,
she's gonna say something like,
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"My cat got run over by a car today,"
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and you'll say, "Cool."
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What happens then?
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You buy her flowers.
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Mr. H, this is awesome.
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You know what? I'm gonna buy
Cheyenne some flowers.
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Daisies. Those are her favorite.
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Hey, listen.
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Have them write something
really chick-like on the card, okay?
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Lay it on as thick as you can.
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The more ridiculous it sounds to you,
the more she's gonna like it.
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Mr. H, you're savin' me here.
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You are an awesome father-in-law.
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Yeah, I know.
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It's great to have
someone to teach this stuff to.
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- Okay.
- [electronic chime]
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Whoa. Dang. This Red Rose is really good.
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"Hey, Red Rose, take it easy.
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You're scoopin' up my money
like an ex-wife."
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I just love a man who gives me his money.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, check it out. He's a hoot.
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- And his screen name is "Golden God."
- Ugh!
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Look. Look at that.
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"If you look half as good
as you play poker,
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you should be a model." [scoffs]
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He's probably married
to some pathetic sad sack.
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- Oh, look at that.
- Hey.
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Oh. Did you tell him?
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Yeah. He got really quiet.
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Guys don't take it that well when they
know they're not gonna see me anymore.
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What did you say to him?
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Well, I didn't want to hurt his feelings,
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so I told him that I really liked him,
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but I wasn't sure Elizabeth
was enjoying her playdates.
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That makes it sound like you like him,
but you don't want the kids around.
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Oh, no, no, no, Mom.
I was very clear about the way I said it.
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My body language was, "It's over."
I mean, seriously, I had my arms folded.
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Cheyenne, that's not clear.
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Folding your arms could mean,
"I'm cold. Hold me."
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Mom.
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It could also mean, "What up, dawg?"
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[doorbell rings]
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Hello.
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Got a delivery for Cheyenne Montgomery.
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That's me.
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[Reba] Thanks.
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Who would send me flowers?
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Oh, gee, I don't know.
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Maybe somebody who has a huge crush
on you, like Michael.
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Oh, no, it couldn't be him.
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You folded your arms.
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Maybe it's not him. It could be Van.
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"You are the air I breathe
and the beats of my heart.
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I live to listen to your words."
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Sounds like Van.
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Oh, that's not Van.
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This is Michael.
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Oh, that is just so forward.
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Makes me so mad,
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I just wanna put on some lipstick
and go over there!
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- I mean, flowers?
- Yeah.
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He sends me flowers?
You guys, if Van sees these,
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he is gonna freak.
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How did this Michael guy
know that you like daisies?
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I might have told him
that daisies were my favorite flowers.
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- You told him your favorite flower?
- [scoffs]
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Cheyenne, that is like
emotional third base.
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Well, it's obvious that
this guy is not gonna just go away.
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Oh, what did I do?
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I didn't mean to lead him on.
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Why did God curse me with subtle beauty
and a bubbly personality?
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[mouthing] I know.
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Okay, are you ready to listen to me now?
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You need to call Michael
and tell him straight up
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that you are a married woman
and he cannot contact you anymore.
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Or better yet,
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send him flowers with a nasty note.
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What?
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I once had a gentleman caller
who kept sending me flowers
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against my will.
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So I sent him flowers back
with a nasty note, and it worked.
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I never saw him again.
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I mean, sometimes I sensed
my photograph was being taken.
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But I never saw him again.
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That's not gonna work.
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Oh, yes, it will.
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This Michael guy clearly speaks
the language of the flora.
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Now, if we only knew
what his favorite flower was.
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00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:10,688
Oh, it's a tie between
Birds of Paradise and azaleas.
244
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Is there anything
you two didn't talk about?
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Just write, "Stay out of my life,
or I will call the police.
246
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Enjoy these Birds of Paradise."
247
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Cheyenne, talk to Michael.
248
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,418
And this time, don't use body language.
249
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It was your body
that got you into this mess!
250
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I see.
251
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I'm gonna take these flowers and throw 'em
in the trash before Van sees 'em.
252
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,760
Do it my way, Cheyenne. I am not wrong.
253
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,140
- She's wrong.
- So wrong. Send flowers.
254
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Okay.
255
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:53,689
Someone just took my picture.
256
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:04,116
[lively instrumental music playing]
257
00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:09,997
[quirky music playing]
258
00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:14,084
I speak seven languages,
259
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,588
and I'm a crack shot with a crossbow.
260
00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:21,467
How about you?
261
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:25,721
Some say I remind them
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00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:28,807
of an American-looking Antonio Banderas.
263
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,772
Especially when I dance the flamenco.
264
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:40,611
My hair is the color of the morning sun.
265
00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:44,114
Hence the name, Golden God.
266
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:46,659
[knocking on door]
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Mr. H. Mr. H.
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00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:52,957
Mr. H!
269
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,625
- What?
- We have a problem.
270
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I found the daisies I sent Cheyenne
in the trash.
271
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In the trash? Hah! If you'd told me
she was that mad at you,
272
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:03,384
we could have gone with roses
from the get-go.
273
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:07,596
Mr. H, maybe I should just start
paying attention to my wife.
274
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,311
You don't wanna go there, son.
275
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:19,149
Look, just order the flowers,
and we'll go from there.
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00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:20,109
All right, got it.
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00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:23,821
- Oh, and, uh, leave those flowers here.
- Why?
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00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:26,574
I don't know, something about
Barbra Jean feeling neglected,
279
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,617
and blah, blah, blah and--
Anyway, I'm in trouble.
280
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:30,703
[lively instrumental music playing]
281
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:36,876
[doorbell rings]
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00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:39,920
[sniffs]
283
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,257
Hi. I'm Michael.
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00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:44,550
Hey, Michael.
285
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,178
Those aren't roses.
286
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:51,056
No, they're Birds of Paradise.
287
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:54,935
Yeah. Flowers are flowers.
Just give me the pigeons of paradise.
288
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:59,356
I would really like to give these flowers
to Cheyenne myself.
289
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:01,442
Hey, Michael, buddy,
290
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:04,278
listen, I really appreciate
the enthusiasm for the job,
291
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,322
but I'm gonna tip ya a buck either way.
292
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:08,699
So why don't you just give me the flowers,
293
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,492
and I'll make sure Cheyenne gets them.
294
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:13,329
They're not for Cheyenne.
They're from Cheyenne.
295
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,997
Cheyenne got me flowers?
296
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:20,210
Mm, not exactly.
297
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,588
Well, who else would she get 'em for?
I'm her husband.
298
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:24,548
Here you go.
299
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,221
[sing song] He forgot his dollar.
300
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:34,975
Van, I don't think
those flowers are for you.
301
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:39,021
[chuckling] Well,
I think someone's a little jealous.
302
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:43,150
I'll just put these here
so lonely people can enjoy 'em too.
303
00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:45,277
Let's just see what she has to say.
304
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:48,322
Van, don't read the card.
It's bad luck to read the note.
305
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,742
"I had a nice time with you,
306
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:54,662
and I'm very sorry,
but I can never see you again."
307
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,503
Three years of marriage and a child
together, and that's a "nice time"?
308
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,631
There's been a mistake.
309
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,092
Yeah, I think there has been a mistake.
310
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,219
And here's Cheyenne to explain it.
311
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,595
Explain what?
312
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:14,974
Uh, remember those flowers
that you sent earlier?
313
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:19,103
Well, they were, um, returned.
314
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,939
And Van thinks that the note is for him.
315
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:25,442
And since I'm the only one
who's not gettin' flowers today...
316
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,362
I'm gonna go have some wine.
317
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:34,535
Well, I'm waiting.
318
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,746
Okay, Van, those flowers,
they weren't for you.
319
00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:39,206
They were for another man.
320
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,087
- What?
- No, no.
321
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:49,174
See, Mindy's daddy, Michael, and I
322
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,427
had what I thought
was a totally innocent playdate.
323
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,512
Only, later, I realized that he thought
324
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,681
it was a little less play
and a little more date.
325
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:00,728
I'll kill him.
326
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:03,522
No, no! Van, no! Stop! Van.
327
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:05,149
It didn't mean anything.
328
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,067
Oh, yeah? It didn't mean anything, huh?
329
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:10,612
Well, this lovely arrangement
of pigeons of paradise...
330
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:13,282
means somethin'!
331
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,784
For a dollar extra,
you could have had a balloon.
332
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:19,913
You know what, Van?
333
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:21,832
Maybe it did mean something, okay?
334
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:25,419
Maybe, I was a little
more lonely than I thought. And...
335
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:28,422
And it was nice to have someone
who actually listens to me.
336
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:32,009
Oh.
337
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:34,386
"Oh"?
338
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:40,142
See, I... I pour my heart out to you,
and you say, "Oh."
339
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,352
I need you to talk to me, Van.
340
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:44,480
- Oh.
- Van!
341
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,939
I'm sorry.
342
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:48,776
I'm just not good at it.
343
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:51,445
Can you try, please?
344
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,324
Cheyenne, it's been
a hard couple of months.
345
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,743
And since I've been out of football,
I just...
346
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:02,998
I been... I been feeling kinda empty.
347
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:05,709
Then talk to me about this.
348
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:07,628
Okay.
349
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:10,380
Cheyenne...
350
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:13,550
I feel...
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00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:20,557
empty.
352
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:23,977
Baby.
353
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,107
What else? What else?
354
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:32,319
Well, I want a sandwich.
355
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,866
- I'm kinda hungry.
- [doorbell rings]
356
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:38,909
I'll get that.
357
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,873
- Flowers for Cheyenne Montgomery.
- How you doin'?
358
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:46,917
You stay away from my wife, pal,
359
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,752
or you'll be sorry.
360
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,420
Yeah, you better run.
361
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,425
Van, it says you sent these.
362
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,814
Okay, Golden God...
363
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,065
[keyboard clacking]
364
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:11,817
...I'm going to call it a night.
365
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:14,987
You wanna play again tomorrow?
366
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,532
No can do, Red Rose.
367
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:24,121
Why not? Got a flamenco lesson?
368
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:30,043
No. You've taken all my money.
369
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:32,629
But I had a lot of fun.
370
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,634
Likewise.
371
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:44,516
Since we won't be doin' this anymore,
372
00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:48,562
should we tell each other our real names?
373
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,110
Why not?
374
00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,573
I live in Houston,
375
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:04,077
and my name is Brock.
376
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:29,978
I also live in Houston,
377
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:32,689
and my name is Kevin.
378
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:35,692
[lively instrumental music playing]
379
00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:44,993
[theme music playing]
380
00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:14,648
{\an8}- [voice] Acme!
- [crashes]
381
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:15,941
{\an8}[coughing]